Dear All ,
Greeting for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That`s Direct Marketing... "
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2. You`re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He`s very rich.
"Marry him." -That`s Advertising. .."
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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I`m very rich.
"Marry me - That`s Telemarketing. .."
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4. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That`s Public Relations... "
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5. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That`s Brand Recognition. .."
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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That`s Customer Feedback..."
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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That`s demand and supply gap..."
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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I`m rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That`s competition eating into your market share..."
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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I`m rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That`s restriction for entering new markets..."
Regards
Srinivas B
Greeting for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That`s Direct Marketing... "
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2. You`re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He`s very rich.
"Marry him." -That`s Advertising. .."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I`m very rich.
"Marry me - That`s Telemarketing. .."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That`s Public Relations... "
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
5. You`re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That`s Brand Recognition. .."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That`s Customer Feedback..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That`s demand and supply gap..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I`m rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That`s competition eating into your market share..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I`m rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That`s restriction for entering new markets..."
Regards
Srinivas B
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