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Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast
scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the
job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? "
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person
to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then
Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One
to do the studies and one to write the reports.. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said.. ,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll
officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are
$18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:

"Current Situation In IT industries"

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Priyanka 13-03-2009
Hahaha.....

Simply Gr8....!!!!!!!
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