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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but I can`t give u a job. I don`t need much help.
Job Applicant: That`s all right. In fact I`m just the right person in this case. You see, I won`t be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can`t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It`s no use. He won`t eat it either.
Diner: You`ll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don`t expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I`ve still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There`s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don`t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That`s why I say she`s no good!
regards,
ashok...
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but I can`t give u a job. I don`t need much help.
Job Applicant: That`s all right. In fact I`m just the right person in this case. You see, I won`t be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can`t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It`s no use. He won`t eat it either.
Diner: You`ll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don`t expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I`ve still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There`s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don`t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That`s why I say she`s no good!
regards,
ashok...
