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An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! *
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An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! *
Hi,
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.
The frog said to her, `If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.`
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
`Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!` The woman
said, `That`s okay.`
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, `You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis
whom women will flock to`.
The woman replied, `That`s okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.`
So, KAZAM-
she`s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, `That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than
you. `
The woman said, `That`s okay, because what`s mine is his and what`s
his is mine.`
So, KAZAM- she`s the richest woman in the world!
The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, `I`d like to have
a
mild heart attack.` *
Moral of the story: *Women are clever. Don`t
mess with them.
Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good! *
**
Male
readers: Please scroll down. **
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The man had a heart attack ten times * *
`milder` than his wife!!! **
Moral of the story **: **Women are really dumb but think they`re really
smart **. **
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen!!! **
You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour :) *
*ENJOY....................*
Regards
Arun
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.
The frog said to her, `If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.`
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
`Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!` The woman
said, `That`s okay.`
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, `You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis
whom women will flock to`.
The woman replied, `That`s okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.`
So, KAZAM-
she`s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, `That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than
you. `
The woman said, `That`s okay, because what`s mine is his and what`s
his is mine.`
So, KAZAM- she`s the richest woman in the world!
The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, `I`d like to have
a
mild heart attack.` *
Moral of the story: *Women are clever. Don`t
mess with them.
Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good! *
**
Male
readers: Please scroll down. **
**
**
**
**
**
**
**
**
**
**
**
**
The man had a heart attack ten times * *
`milder` than his wife!!! **
Moral of the story **: **Women are really dumb but think they`re really
smart **. **
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen!!! **
You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour :) *
*ENJOY....................*
Regards
Arun
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Jijiya 05-11-2008
Great Arun,
Why u always write jokes on girls. Are u guys are not even have
a talent to become a joke.
Try arun. any how where u get all this stuff
jijiya
Why u always write jokes on girls. Are u guys are not even have
a talent to become a joke.
Try arun. any how where u get all this stuff
jijiya
