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If you want to leave your crummy old job with a bang, you`ve come to the right place; this collection of tactics will have you relieved of your duties in record time. Just don`t come crying when you`re arrested or committed to a nuthouse.
Pranks
Pull these pranks, and it won`t be long before you`re called in for a discussion with and HR representative.
Office-Item eBay Auction: When someone asks to borrow your stapler, just let them know they`ll have to participate in the auction just like everyone else.
Wildly Overblown Résumé Drop: Give yourself a high-ranking position, list one of your duties as "pimping" and leave copies all around the office.
The Fort: Turn your office space into a fort and require everyone who enters to give the "password."
Linux Switch: Switch all of your office`s computers to the least user-friendly version of Linux you can find.
Source:
http://www.hrworld.com/features/101-ways-to-get-fired/
Pranks
Pull these pranks, and it won`t be long before you`re called in for a discussion with and HR representative.
Office-Item eBay Auction: When someone asks to borrow your stapler, just let them know they`ll have to participate in the auction just like everyone else.
Wildly Overblown Résumé Drop: Give yourself a high-ranking position, list one of your duties as "pimping" and leave copies all around the office.
The Fort: Turn your office space into a fort and require everyone who enters to give the "password."
Linux Switch: Switch all of your office`s computers to the least user-friendly version of Linux you can find.
Source:
http://www.hrworld.com/features/101-ways-to-get-fired/
