Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?



It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!



Wife: No darling, it means,



With Idiot For Ever





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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,



So I'd be in your hands all day.



Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,



So I could have a new one everyday.





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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?



Doctor: They are for you





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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.



Husband: You should have known it the minute



I asked you to marry me.





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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.



So I bought 3 movie tickets.



Wife: Why Three?



Husband: For you and your parents





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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?



Husband: A lovely Push...!!!





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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,



You know, I was a fool when I married you.



The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice





Regards

Priyanka