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WIFE.. WIFE... and WIFE....??????
Priyanka
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Posted 16-09-2009Reply

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?



It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!



Wife: No darling, it means,



With Idiot For Ever





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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,



So I'd be in your hands all day.



Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,



So I could have a new one everyday.





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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?



Doctor: They are for you





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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.



Husband: You should have known it the minute



I asked you to marry me.





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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.



So I bought 3 movie tickets.



Wife: Why Three?



Husband: For you and your parents





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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?



Husband: A lovely Push...!!!





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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,



You know, I was a fool when I married you.



The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice





Regards

Priyanka









Source: Mail from my friend
Cherin
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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

LOL......................... good one..

Cheers
Cherin

Swaminathan
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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

Ha ha ha ha!!! Nice one priyanka :)

Rajila
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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

Nice one Priyanka......hahahah....had fun reading this...

Priyanka
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  Rated 0 | Posted 16-09-2009

Thank u so much Cherin, Swaminathan, Rajila

Shipra
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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

Priyanka, kyu aurton ke peechhe naha dho ker pdi ho yaar (hath dho ker nhy)
this is not fair dear just one joke shot for woman and all for man. anyway i read somewhere "working instrument for fun and entertainment",

at last good jokes

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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

gr8 priyanka.........its a good stress releiver

Naveen
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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

Good One Priyanka

Sonal
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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

a good one.... I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing ir Priyanka...

Regards,
Sonal.

JOKER
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  Rated +1 | Posted 16-09-2009

W - WORRIES

I - INVITED

F- FOR

E - EVER

This is just for fun, some times turns to realty.

Priyanka
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  Rated 0 | Posted 16-09-2009

Hmmm....

I agree Shipra, but even u'll agree to me that this is the truth...
wife log husband ko puri tarahse nichod dete he re......

Thanks Rajesh, Naveen, Sonal

And Basavaraj G, yaha pe boht sari wife he, bachake rahna... kuch b likh ne se pehle.... Hahahaha.....

Regards
Priyanka



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