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Very boring in the office??? here are some tips...
Swaminathan
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Posted 29-09-2009Reply

Hello Friends,





If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:







1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.



2. Make blank calls to your Boss.



3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa.............!!



4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.



5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).





6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also.





7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking



silly doubts.



8. Make faces at strangers in office.





9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.



10. Learn to whistle.





11. Revise last week's newspaper.



12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.



13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.



14. Compile "How to waste your day"



15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.



16. Have work breaks in between tea.



17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.



18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them. Then repeat this process.



19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked

when(s) he was 5 years old.



20. Read jokes and send jokes.



21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take

a nap.



And if you are still getting bored.........................then



22. Fwd this mail to everyone u know.... ;)





Hope you all will enjoy the above work to the fullest :) Let's concentrate on the job... "Work is Worship" ;)



Warm Regards,

Swaminathan.



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Kedar
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  Rated 0 | Posted 29-09-2009

Good 1 Swaminathan... here are some more ways

1 google your self

2 checkout your office/ home/ girlfriend's home/ boyfriend's house on google earth

3 Search something unique on net like Area 51 in America, UFO's etc etc

4 check out all your social network sites

5 call telephone service companies and ask them some difficult questions

6 check pc's in your network and checkout what is going on in LAN and shared folders

7 Collecty good quotations from different sites and mail to your loved ones

8 Download free e-books from net and start reading ..

9 download translator from google and translate your words in world's any langage.

10. think some new ideas and reply to this mail..!!!

Lalitha
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  Rated 0 | Posted 29-09-2009

Start Scrabbling words if you have too much time in ur hands like:

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN


MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICY SILLY WOMAN


DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW

When you rearrange the letters:
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WOMAN HITLER

Try with other words I don't think people can get bored with this kind of exercise.




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