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Cherin
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This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!

Equation 1



Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy



Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work



In other words,

Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===



Equation 2



Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money



Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys



In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====



Equation 3



Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend



Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys



In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====



To Conclude:



From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.



So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)



And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)



So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money



Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!









Have a great day.



Cheers

Cherin









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Kamlakar
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Great Topic to Start the day!!

Thanks Cherin for the JOY!!


RGds
KK

Cherin
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Great Topic to Start the day!!



Thanks Cherin for the JOY!!





RGd... See Kamlakar's complete reply


Thnkx KK for your remarks.

Cheers

Cherin

Sri Manjari
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Funny..:)

Cherin
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Funny..:)


Thnx manjari..........

Priya Reddy
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Very Informative Class.....
Gud One Cherin :)
Keep Posting.........
Regards
Priya

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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Very Informative Class.....

Gud One Cherin :)

Keep Posting.........

Regards
See Priya Reddy's complete reply


hey

Thnx priya.

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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Its really Good one.........

Anjalee
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Really Good One.
Thanks for sharing....

Anjalee,
Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package.....

Cherin
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Thnx karthik & anjalee...........

Cheers
Cherin

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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-07-2009

Thnx karthik & anjalee...........



Cheers

Cherin


WC cherin :-)



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