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Posted 13-07-2009Reply

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.





"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"





"He said you're going to die," she replied.



Kinchit
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  Rated 0 | Posted 13-07-2009

he he he...
gud 1 :)

Pramod
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  Rated 0 | Posted 13-07-2009

Gud 1..

Priya
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  Rated 0 | Posted 13-07-2009

hahhaahahaa... i jus cnt stop lauging ;)

John
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  Rated 0 | Posted 13-07-2009

Good one, Sushma !

Pradeep
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  Rated 0 | Posted 13-07-2009

I would like to see the expression on the face of that poor husband.Just imagine.....
Thank you Sushma!

John
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  Rated +1 | Posted 13-07-2009

Sushma,

With your permission, may i pl add something in a similarly lighter vein :

A typical female would have put up a totally devastated appearance and sobbed uncontrollably while spilling out the words,
" It's the. .... end of my ..... world ... the doctor said .... you are .... going to ................ die ... ! " :)))

Sorry ladies ! Peace ! No offence meant !

Sudhakarvas
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  Rated 0 | Posted 13-07-2009

Nice post such a fun maing......!

Sushma
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  Rated 0 | Posted 13-07-2009

Thanks to all.... :-)

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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-07-2009

Tooooo gud :) :)

Kamlakar
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-07-2009

Cute Reply to a very seriuos question!!

Thats the Spirit!!!

Very Funny indeed!!

Many Laughs in the post!!
Thanks

KK



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