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The Talking Dog :)
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Posted 21-07-2009Reply

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.



The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.



'You talk?' he asks.



'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'



The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'



'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'



'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.



'Ten dollars,' the guy says.



'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'



'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit !!!!!!



Source: Email from a friend...
Raghav
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  Rated 0 | Posted 21-07-2009

ha ha ha.. lovely one priya...:-)

Priya
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  Rated 0 | Posted 21-07-2009

ha ha ha.. lovely one priya...:-)


Thanks Raghav ;)

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  Rated 0 | Posted 21-07-2009

Hey Priya .... good one :-)

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  Rated 0 | Posted 21-07-2009

Ha ha ha :-) Good one

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  Rated 0 | Posted 21-07-2009

really funny..:)

Prakash
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  Rated 0 | Posted 21-07-2009

:)

Latha
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  Rated 0 | Posted 22-07-2009

:)

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  Rated 0 | Posted 22-07-2009

Nice and funny.....................!

Sudhakarvas
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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-08-2009

Good one priya......!

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  Rated 0 | Posted 05-08-2009

hey priya............

All your posts are very good

Gud tht evendogs are r liying in this generation.


Bindu



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