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Stupid Q with smart answer
Rohit
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Posted 07-12-2009Reply

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.





GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...



GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple



GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??



BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??



BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??



SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.



MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.



WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.



MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.



Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.



Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?

Customer : What other colors do you have?



My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.



Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !

Sam : It's a family tradition.

Teacher : What do you mean?

Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

Teacher : What about your mother?

Sam : She's a woman.





Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.



Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

Student : Brotherly love.



Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".



Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.



Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.

Suresh
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  Rated 0 | Posted 08-12-2009

hahaha Thnx for sharing ....Rohit.

Monica
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  Rated 0 | Posted 16-01-2010

Gud nd mindblowing answers.............

Monica
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  Rated 0 | Posted 16-01-2010

u r great MR . Rohit.

Avishka
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  Rated 0 | Posted 16-01-2010

wonderful...just the rite kind of humor i was looking for....

thanks


regards
Avishka

Senthilmasinikumar
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  Rated 0 | Posted 16-01-2010

hi

its funny and different answer ,thanks for sharing

Rohit
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  Rated 0 | Posted 17-01-2010

u r great MR . Rohit.


and u r awesome! ;)

Dharni
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  Rated 0 | Posted 18-01-2010

Thanks for sharing .......Its really funny

Hitesh
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  Rated 0 | Posted 19-01-2010

Wahhh.... tusi taa chaa gaye jee..

Deepa
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  Rated 0 | Posted 03-03-2010

good one...

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