(1) Hi' Need 1 girl 2 marry . . .

Age no bar,

Color no bar,

Height no bar,

Caste no bar,

But girl's father must have his own bar.-. Cheers.









(2) Set Your

"Loved One"

Free ...



If It Doesn't

Come Back ... !!



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Hunt And Kill It ... =P ;)







(3)



Far sighted....



Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, then you will ask about me, my name, job etc. Then I will ask about you, both of us will be frank. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And I am sorry that I don’t want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-)





(4)



Popular Motivational speaker said "The Best ¥ears of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"



The Audience Was In silence & shock. The speaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!"



Laughter & Applause!



A Top Manager Trained by Him Tried to Copy This At Home after A drink. He said Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing Dinner, "The Greatest ¥ears of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"



Standing There For 20 Sec Trying To Recall The Second Half Of The Joke, He Finally blurted Out "And I Can’t Remember Who §he Was!"



ßy The Time The Manager Regained His Consciousness, He Was In A Hospital & bed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him From burns Of boiling Water



Moral: Don’t Copy If U Can't Paste !





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Teacher while lecturing, noticed a student sleeping at the back.

Teacher shouts 2 his neighbor:” Wake him up!"

Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleeps, so u wake him up."







(6)



Having 1 child ...

makes you a parent

but

having 2 makes you a referee.



(7)



Corporate Lessons



"We will do ¡t"

Means

"U will do ¡t."



"U have done a great job"

Means

"More work will be given to u"



"We r a team"

Means

"¡'m not the only one to be blamed"



"That ¡s a good question"

Means

"I do not know anything about it"



"All the best"

Means

"U r in trouble"







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Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking



General: Quick bring me my red shirt



After enemy defeated..



Soldier: sir why the red shirt?



General: In red shirt if I got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged



Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking



General: Get me my yellow pant..

:-P