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Here's a simple test to see whether you are cranckyâ€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦OK ,relax, clear your mind andâ€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦..begin
1. What do you put in a toaster?
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(The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said yes, "bread", go to question 2)
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
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(Answer: cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading more appropriate such as "read it yourself". If you said "water" then proceed to question three)
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house from pink bricks and a black house from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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(Answer: greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? Dangâ€Â¦..if you said "glass", then go on to question four)
4. twenty years ago, a plane was flying 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at that time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway during the flight two of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine was also failing, decided on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine failed before he had time and the plane crashed smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors- East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land?"
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(Answer: you don't of course bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciatedâ€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦Ã¢€Â¦if you said, "don't bury the survibours" then proceed to the next question)
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand moves in one hour?
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(Answer: one degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Forget about this. Everyone else proceed to the final question)
6. Without using a calculator- you are driving a bus from Adyar to Egmore. In Gandhi Nagar, 17 people get in to the bus. In Mylapore, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Mandevelli, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In R A Puram, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Alwarpet, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In T-nagar, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Egmore. What was the name of the bus driver?
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(Answer: oh, for Heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy, read the first line!)
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!