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Online chatting....... funny
Anjalee
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Posted 03-08-2009Reply

Must Read........:):)



A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.



(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big

MNC's )



Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?



Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat



Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on

Chat



Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some

Coffee.



Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his

seat.)



Manager: Hey, I need some help from you



Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me



Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,

given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?



Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if

I Give it by tomorrow evening.



Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]



(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to

Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)



Female: Hey, am back



Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking

stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work



Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!



Hero: Yep, u rite!!



Female: Hey, can u do me a favor



Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.



Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number;

given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know

it's real Urgent for me to work this out



Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.

ok?



Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW

WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

Cherin
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  Rated 0 | Posted 03-08-2009

This was really funny anjalee...... good joke........

Cheers

Cherin

Arun
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  Rated 0 | Posted 03-08-2009

hey that was a fantastic way to extract work from a typical flirts...all female mgrs should try this ...lolz...

nice post yaar

Arun

Sonal
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  Rated 0 | Posted 22-09-2009

good one.....

regards,
Sonal

Priyanka
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  Rated 0 | Posted 22-09-2009

Hey very nice post....
chatter need 2 awar abt it.

Regards
Priyannka

Mangala
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  Rated 0 | Posted 22-09-2009

Hi

Girls know how to get works

thats the good thing

bye

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