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!!!!!!!!!!! One of the best IT interviews!! !........ ......... .........
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Posted 06-01-2009Reply

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication

engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology..



Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had

never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an

admission into it ..

What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in

12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college.

But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not

invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I

will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this

college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be

related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.



Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete

your engineering.

Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But

you know, these cricket matches and football

world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate.

So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year.. So in all I took

4 + 2 = 7 years.



Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I

will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good,

thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think

they should ban it.



Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be

banned.

Candidate: No, no.... I am talking about Exams!!



Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never

thought I would complete it. In fact, when i

flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus

corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.



Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower'

education itself was so much of pain!!



Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms

have you worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my

current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have

experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)



Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet

in German, French, Russian and many other languages.



Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a

higher version than VB. I heard very soon they

are coming up with a new language VD!



Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the

language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.



Interviewer: What is your general project experience?

Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of th! e

times they are in pipeline!



Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd.

Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining

BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.



Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know

Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to

dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And

very important - I know few words like -

'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes',

'SEI-CMM','quality' ,'versioncontrol ','deadlines' , 'Customer

Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!



Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate: Not much.

1.. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..

2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not

have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.

3. I believe in flexi-timings.

4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear

t-shirt and jeans.

5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so

as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.

6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term

preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer

US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is Olympics coming up in

China in the current year, I don't mind

going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't

have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?



Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our

organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS

Ruchi
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  Rated 0 | Posted 23-03-2009

really Great !!

Thanks

Murali
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  Rated 0 | Posted 24-03-2009

Hi

A good one to read.... Its really funny.

Regards,
Murali

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