[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.



[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.



[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!



[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.



[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.



[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.



[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.



[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.



[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.



[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.



[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.



Rgds

Arun