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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
Regards
Shiny
Good One.
But Not applicable to All BOSSES, Bosses are never actually wrong. However, and this is a very important as they are always open to suggestions
They are always right. Impeccably right; unquestionably, infallibly, conclusively, right. You would think they couldn't get any righter, but there they go - getting righter and righter with each passing day. In fact, the only people in the whole wide world who can be even more right than bosses are customers - especially if they are BOSSES too.
We must keep your emotions out of it: Stay cool, stay calm, and stay level-headed. Try not to be argumentative or judgemental. Try harder not to appear argumentative or judgemental. Stick to facts, and use phrases like `It might be better if we reconsidered this aspect of... '
The best you can do is to show him how much more right he will be if he follows your suggestions. When it comes to bosses, words play a huge role in how they will respond to you, so choose them carefully. Very carefully
And remember... BOSS is BOSS and BOSS is always RIGHT.
Regards,
Martin.
My boss is not part of Hrlink. so kiran.... !!! ill say Yes!!!! :)
Good One.
But Not applicable to All BOSSES, Bosses are nev... See Martin's complete reply
Hmmm, thatz a great piece of advice martin said in very gud way.
Martin r u into politics also ?? :)