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Shiny
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Posted 01-10-2008Reply





When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,



When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough





When I don't do it, I am lazy,



When my boss does not do it, he is busy,





When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,



When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,





When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,



When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,





When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.



When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.





When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.



When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.





When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.



When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.





When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview



When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked





When I do good, my boss never remembers,



When I do wrong, he never forgets.



Regards

Shiny

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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Simply superb :-)

Kiran
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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Hi

Good One..... U said all facts about ur Boss......... :-)



Best Regards
Kiran Reddy

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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Dear Shiny,

Good One.

But Not applicable to All BOSSES, Bosses are never actually wrong. However, and this is a very important as they are always open to suggestions

They are always right. Impeccably right; unquestionably, infallibly, conclusively, right. You would think they couldn't get any righter, but there they go - getting righter and righter with each passing day. In fact, the only people in the whole wide world who can be even more right than bosses are customers - especially if they are BOSSES too.

We must keep your emotions out of it: Stay cool, stay calm, and stay level-headed. Try not to be argumentative or judgemental. Try harder not to appear argumentative or judgemental. Stick to facts, and use phrases like `It might be better if we reconsidered this aspect of... '

The best you can do is to show him how much more right he will be if he follows your suggestions. When it comes to bosses, words play a huge role in how they will respond to you, so choose them carefully. Very carefully


And remember... BOSS is BOSS and BOSS is always RIGHT.

Regards,
Martin.

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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Hi,

It is really apt.

Regards
Charu

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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Great :-)

M.C
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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

dear Shiny
its Humerous , funny ,good one

Shiny
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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Hi



Good One..... U said all facts about ur Boss......... :-)





<... See Kiran's complete reply


My boss is not part of Hrlink. so kiran.... !!! ill say Yes!!!! :)

Shiny
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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Dear Shiny,



Good One.



But Not applicable to All BOSSES, Bosses are nev... See Martin's complete reply


Hmmm, thatz a great piece of advice martin said in very gud way.

Martin r u into politics also ?? :)

Karthik
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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

Good Research, Keep going

Diana
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  Rated 0 | Posted 01-10-2008

LOL.... well ....

nice comments from all... but i guess Martin has a very close experience with regards to his BOSS...!!! :)

YES BOSS ?!



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