Project Manager: is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.



Construction Manager: is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.



Contract manager: is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).



Project Engineer: is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available.



Section Engineer: is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.



Design Engineers: are still figuring out how to produce a baby.



Procurement Team: thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.



Document Control Team: thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered they'll just document 9 months.



Quality Auditor: is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.



Site Engineers: don't care...they just want the woman!!!



Client: is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.



QUANTITY SURVEYOR: is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be its Father



Rgds

Arun