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Meenakshi
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Posted 10-05-2010Reply

Teeth said to Tongue "If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of

you will come out at once"

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Students are more genius than teachers.... ...

Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day

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Google maybe the most powerful search engine

but,

it can't search

the chappals u lost at the temple

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Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls

Girl: Any proof?

Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY. .??;-)

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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...

Immediately after Marriage!!

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A great love story..

Hero loves heroine,

but heroine loves villain,

but villain loves hero's sister,

But hero's sister loves heroine brother

but heroine brother loves villain sister

but villain sister loves hero's brother.

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An old man's T Shirt Quote

"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"

Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

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HRR
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-05-2010

Very good Statements......

Kartheka
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-05-2010


Hi Meenakshi

Good ones.........


Rgds

Kartheka R

Meenakshi
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-05-2010



Hi Meenakshi



Good ones.........





Rgds



Ka... See Kartheka's complete reply


Thank you...!! :-)

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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-05-2010

Hi Meenakshi

Its good but we are wating something gr8

afterall yr birthday coming shortly

Regards

Ashutosh

Debmalya
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-05-2010

Very good Statements......


too good

Jagan
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  Rated 0 | Posted 12-05-2010

HI Meenakshi...

Very gud ones... thx for sharing..

Meenakshi
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  Rated 0 | Posted 12-05-2010

Hi Meenakshi



Its good but we are wating something gr8



afterall yr birt... See Ashutosh's complete reply


ohh..sure Ashutosh...will surely come up with gr8 thing... hahaha

Rohan reddy
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  Rated 0 | Posted 03-11-2010

fifth one is good...

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