Scene 1



Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US . Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.



s/w engg 1 : What ' s that?



s/w engg 2 : Bob ' s photographs from India ..



s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?



s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is ITPL, Bangalore .



s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.



s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoyng life maan...



s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?



Nearly 60K.....



Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)



s/w engg 2: Oops. We can ' t dream of such a thing here.



s/w engg 1 : Let ' s go to India & try for a job.



[Everybody excited.]



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SCENE 2



Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US



s/w engg 1: I ' m with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India



s/w engg 2: Ohhh.... When is the party?



s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.



s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?



s/w engg 1 : I ' ll be working in Electronic City.



s/w engg 2 : Oh! Electronic City. Great yaar. where it is...



s/w engg 1 : It is in Bangalore .



s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California .



You ' ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Koramangala...



He says it ' s the ultimate place to live in Bangalore . Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?



s/w engg 1: You know Municipality Corporation of Bangalore ?



s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCB. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are

working in the cutting edge of technology there.



s/w engg 1 : I ' ll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.



s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?



s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.



s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That ' s what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I ' m writing software for the space shuttle remote control.

I hate this.



s/w engg 1 : Don ' t worry guys. I ' ll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I ' ll forward it to the

HRD.



[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]



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SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York , US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)



Male : Hi!



Female: Hi. You know. I ' m planning to settle in India soon.



Male : What??



Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he ' s coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He ' s already got a job in MSCB. We planned to settle in Hyd itself... I ' m also planning to work there. Let ' s see...



Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...



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SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US



s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...



All are excited...



George : Got my Visa yesterday. It ' s all finalized now.



s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.



s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!



s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?



George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.



s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.



s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!



that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!



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SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets a call from his Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?



S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?



Father : what are you eating ?



S/w Eng: Rice Bread and Coconut Sauce i.e.,(Idli and Chutney)