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-------------SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour
----------------Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
-------------------Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
---------------Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
---------------Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto: In the pool.
------------Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
-----------How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
-------------Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
1.Strength: My wife Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour
----------------Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
-------------------Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
---------------Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
---------------Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto: In the pool.
------------Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
-----------How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
-------------Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
