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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular.
She replied: That`s easy. I call them by their surname !
How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? !
Banta singh: Post office.
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote `THUNK`.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "What`s your phone no?"
Source:
http://www.siliconindia.com/showhumor/HASNA_MANA_HAI_Sardarji-nid-13027766.html
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular.
She replied: That`s easy. I call them by their surname !
How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? !
Banta singh: Post office.
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote `THUNK`.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "What`s your phone no?"
Source:
http://www.siliconindia.com/showhumor/HASNA_MANA_HAI_Sardarji-nid-13027766.html
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Rohit 27-05-2009
Hi Arvind,
Nice jokes, but, since it`s a public forum and open to all, would request u to avoide posting communal jokes, jokes like no. 4 can hurt people who belong to a perticular comminity and are a part of Hrlink.
It`s just a suggestion from me. I hope you`d just take it as a feedback.
Cheers!!!
Rohit
Nice jokes, but, since it`s a public forum and open to all, would request u to avoide posting communal jokes, jokes like no. 4 can hurt people who belong to a perticular comminity and are a part of Hrlink.
It`s just a suggestion from me. I hope you`d just take it as a feedback.
Cheers!!!
Rohit
Sabira 28-05-2009
cool yaar...hase bina nahi reh sake...to ise kehna chahiye tha "Hasna Zaroori hai" ;)
